the return of the Confederate Walrus!

Here we have the Confederate Walrus making his second appearance on a Tales of Fiction cover. The bastard son of a racially insensitive hill billy from the mountains of west Virginia and a particularly attractive walrus, this creep travels the world spreading his message of southern pride through the use of his two balled up flipper-fists. Because, as this monster is fond of saying, “only queers use words.”

Once again we dip into the vault of nonsense that is the back catalogue of Strange Adventure magazine. Here we have the classic “The Man with the Head of Saturn!” It’s not as brilliant as the Gorilla Witch, I don’t think, but wow. Strange Adventures must have been a pretty great place to work back in the day.
Writer – “Is this idea too stupid to publish?”
Editor – “of course not, can we put an eye patch on him?”
Illustrator – “I just did, high five!”